Irish lumberjack

The act of dyeing your pubes flaming red, getting belligerently drunk, and having sexual intercourse standing up. Immediately before climaxing, you pull out your member, kick the girl's legs out from under her, yell, "TIMBER!!!" as she falls to the ground, and finish what you've started on top of her.

Mark: "Last night, I was at this St. Patrick's Day party and I totally gave that chick an Irish lumberjack!"

John: "The only bad thing about an Irish lumberjack is the four months it takes for your flaming bush to grow out."

by LuckytheLeprechaun April 26, 2010

Lumberjacking

When defacating, the act of cutting short your faeces before you are finished, usually due to interuption.

"dude, yesterday I was dropping a hot steamy log and just as I was getting to the thick of it the UPS guy arrived and I had to lumberjack it!"

"there's two hobos fighting outside?! I'll be right there! I'm lumberjacking it!"

by Guyxander August 19, 2009

Lumberjack

Any person who is "cock blocking" or "cutting down your wood" while you are macking it.

Bill just cut in on that dance, what a fucking lumberjack!

by StillChasing1 April 28, 2008

lumberjack

.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)

hi. we're lumberjacks. and we like to chop wood (play music).

by kurdddt January 26, 2008

lumberjack

one who has a lot of boners

Dude ur a lumberjack!!!

by satin January 28, 2005

Lumberjack's Armpit

The kind of minge that, is perfectly nice while inside underwear but when removed sweats profusely. It doesn't stop sweating. It STINKS!

Mary was a perfectly nice girl until Julio found out she had a lumberjack's armpit.

by Tom Learoyd May 30, 2006

Italian Lumberjack

When a couple is eating pasta, the guy kicks over the girl, yelling "Timber", then when she lands, they begin to have sex.

Last night, I had the Italian Lumberjack.

by funguy1991 December 7, 2010