Drama Leech

A (normaly quite fat) girl who makes the biggest deals out of nothing. usual prey on people who have just been hurt, and need comfort. They find a group and leech them out of it, and then turn them to what they think. (that the friends of the prey are assholes)

Jean: hey Meg, i got bad news...my bf broke up with me...

Meg: oh really? well your assholish friends are to blame, they always say stuff about you, and dont even like you.

jean: what-?

Meg: you should blow them off and hang with me!!

Jean *she is being kinda a Drama leech..i need comfort so who cares...*

by nyehtothenyeh May 7, 2009

Text-to-speech-leeches

Text-to-speech-leeches are the Youtube channels that make money off of crappy text-to-speech Reddit videos. They also always manage to make it into your recommended section.

Why are there so many Text-to-speech-leeches in my recommended?

by 😶spritecranberrydotnet😶 December 16, 2019

wi-fi leech

A person who, lacking their own wireless internet, connects to a neighbor's wi-fi connection to access the internet.

Rob was known throughout the neighborhood as a wi-fi leech. His neighbors always used cable modems when he was home.

by fishsicles January 12, 2008

Wring out the leeches

To 'Wring out the leeches' is to spend time solving a problem. Said problem will often 'suck the life' out of you- hence the use of leeches as the explanatory word for problem. Wringing out the leeches is also used to describe an impending argument over an issue with a mate. Phrase is said with much trepidation and detest for the action.

Carly: "Nana- it's GAME NIGHT! do you want to come to SigEp with me for Beirut"

Nana: "Oh, Carly! I can't! I've been having a few issues with my Man. We really need to wring out the leeches."

Carly: "Ouch, no wonder you've been so drained- All Right, we'll party next time"

by Nana Forson and Carly Wahl May 19, 2008

leech-luv

the act of flirting with someone already taken due to inability to obtain someone free.

Exp 1: man what the fuck is up with Zack? Kelly is already taken by Ryan! Damn what a leech-luv. Better hope Ryan don't catch his ass...

Exp 2: Blake: hey... I was wondering if you weren't busy today, wanna go to the movies?
Belle: Actually I have things to do with Chris, you know... MY BOYFRIEND *under her breath* fuckin leech-luv...

by bleachybleach November 30, 2006

dick sucking leech

someone that will suck any dick in there face

that bitch cheated on me she's suck a dick sucking leech

by mr. leech March 8, 2010

turnerous leech infestant

Tommo is the host of the rare species of turnerous leech. The Turner clings on to Tom and follows him everywhere he goes in a 'sheep' or 'leech' like manner. In a way The Turner is Tommo's 'Bitch'

"Oh Dear God no! The turnerous leech infestant has set upon me... Argh Christ on a bike !!!"

by Old Boy George May 9, 2003