Layla /noun/ person
Definition: We all know her and we all wish we didn't
Sometimes i wish i had memory wipes so i can forget about her existence but even that wouldn't work
She's kinda like Santa Claus, always happily bouncing your holly jolly fatass over your chimney while taking a giant shit down it. Every Christmas, she'd wait for you to put some super yummy manipulation tactic flavored with a bit of finishing touch of rat diarrhea coated holiday cookies and a glass of limited edition dose of edgy gacha pissbabies so she can choke on it, spitting it out causing it to break on the floor, waking everyone up, took the blame but also sending a herd of reindeers crashing through the ceiling going absolutely apeshit and climbing into people's spinal cords, jerk off, lay easter eggs into people's rib cages 3 seconds later, and make a giant leap her way out of your balcony as if she's swan lake.
(credit to zzdoritozz on insta)
Definition: We all know her and we all wish we didn't
Sometimes i wish i had memory wipes so i can forget about her existence but even that wouldn't work
She's kinda like Santa Claus, always happily bouncing your holly jolly fatass over your chimney while taking a giant shit down it. Every Christmas, she'd wait for you to put some super yummy manipulation tactic flavored with a bit of finishing touch of rat diarrhea coated holiday cookies and a glass of limited edition dose of edgy gacha pissbabies so she can choke on it, spitting it out causing it to break on the floor, waking everyone up, took the blame but also sending a herd of reindeers crashing through the ceiling going absolutely apeshit and climbing into people's spinal cords, jerk off, lay easter eggs into people's rib cages 3 seconds later, and make a giant leap her way out of your balcony as if she's swan lake.
(credit to zzdoritozz on insta)
by alecckunn February 18, 2022
Get the Laylamug. If you meet a Layla , you will never want to leave her. Layla is the most beautiful, smart , and funny girl. She is the best girlfriend you will ever meet. If you meet Layla and leave her you will regret it so much. She treats her boyfriend amazingly. She is very funny but can also be very sweet and love able. All the guys will want her. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet . Layla is perfect.
Mason: Dammmmmnn, who's that cute girl walking down the hallway.
Josh: Thats Layla.
Mason: She cute
Josh: Bish that's my girl.
Mason: for real?
Josh: Be jealous
Josh: Thats Layla.
Mason: She cute
Josh: Bish that's my girl.
Mason: for real?
Josh: Be jealous
by saxyboi@Hotmail.com January 19, 2021
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Get the Laylamug. Layla is a person who despite her good intentions, just ends up going for the rugby boy with money. other girls are attracted to her.
by xX.Mark_Brown.Xx November 22, 2021
Get the Laylamug. Layla is a girl with long black red or brown hair . Layla is crying loving and free spirited . She can ruin your life if u mess with her or your loved ones. She hangs around the popular people but also loves the people who arent so social . If you make her mad she's gonna want to fight you as long as it's for a good reason. Her parents put her through things but it only made her stronger . She can keep things from you so dont be fooled by her smile because shes actually going through alot. Layla loves her friends and family and will always be there for you. Layla has a nice body and puts others before herself . She has many admirers but foesnt even know it! She tries to be friends with everyone unless they have done some to hurt her or loved ones. She can be funny, sweet , kind , cute , hateful (to the right people) , and pays attention to her surroundings. She can be freaky , but that doesnt mean she wants to date. She doesnt want to feel tied down. If and when Layla is ready to date dont let her go , or ur gonna loose somthing very important and will immediately regret it.
I wish I was like layla
by Loser124 September 21, 2020
Get the Laylamug.