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human latte

The action of taking a warm and wet poop on someone’s chest.
Dude you better stop before I Human latte all over you.
by skimmed September 15, 2019
mugGet the human lattemug.

Ass latte

Yeah mate, we’ll drop by Maccas and get an ass latte
by sazzlem8 August 30, 2019
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Penis latte

It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte
Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"
by Mysticfox7521 May 12, 2019
mugGet the Penis lattemug.

Matchak Latte

Matcha Latte from the Polish McDonald "Mata Meal" from Polish rapper Mata. Most of people complain that it doesn't taste like matcha.
I was I Poland last week. I was in McDonald's there, and tried the exclusive for this country "Mata Meal". Don't get the one with the Matchak Latte though, it doesn't taste like real Matcha. I almost puked.
by osminee2 October 27, 2021
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Mousse-a-Latte

Word yelled at the top of the lungs by young boys and men alike when deciding one and for all that something is bombdiggity on the taste scale... or just when a large chant is needed to get the kids in uniform agreeance on something.
And for that I say......Mousse-a-Latte
by 4roggychef March 11, 2011
mugGet the Mousse-a-Lattemug.

Blumpkin spice latte

When you shit your pants in the Starbucks drive thru and your girl is giving you a blow job while you order her a pumpkin spice latte.
Can I get a blumpkin spice latte please with extra whipped cream
by Touchedbythetismgurl May 6, 2025
mugGet the Blumpkin spice lattemug.

Latte

My dog i love latte even though when its winter she has a seizure during the winter and gets really sick but she is okay i love my dog so much
Person: awww whos dog is that and whats her name

Me: that MY dog latte she's very nice pet her.
by MyD0gLa773 July 14, 2021
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