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lan chupe

What Somebody does to in his neighbourhood
Adam your mum does a lot of lan chupe
by Adamsmumduday October 27, 2022
mugGet the lan chupemug.

Edward Lanning

The biggest LAD around. One of the best hockey players to ever grace this world. Will become a legend soon enough
I wish I could be like Edward Lanning
by Hockey ed December 27, 2017
mugGet the Edward Lanningmug.

lan-li

A Short Aggressive girl. She’s a good friend but isn’t friendly. Is always there for. She’s a Fucking Crackhead. Smart but asks retarded.
Bruh Lan-li is a fucking egg😂
by Weirdo_Central October 15, 2019
mugGet the lan-limug.

Pudi lan

Oh pudi lan theres a nigga in front of me
by Lifesupportmachine69 January 27, 2023
mugGet the Pudi lanmug.

Lan luck

The complete opposite of chuck luck. Lan luck is comparative to slipping on ice and landing on your ass, only instead of falling on the ground, you end up falling on a 12 inch dildo coated in rockguard that bottoms out in your lungs. Many people who suffer from lan luck end up contemplating suicide or suffer from depression and a resentment for people who live their lives normally. Often times you will see these individuals praying beforehand to just have something work for once. This usually involves menial tasks such as loading up a video game, trying to get marginally lucky for lootbox rewards or just going from point A to point B whilst travelling. Many of the afflicted are named Landon, Lan or have some sort of variation of the previously listed names. The cause is unknown but is the main driving point that people associated with chuck luck are to blame as they are viewed as siphoning all luck away from them. Those who have the names "chuck" are deeply resented in these situations.
Lan: "Please God. Please God. Please God! Just start the damn game. I'm sick of this."
Joe: "Dude. We're waiting. Hurry up!"
Chuck: "Seriously man. Been waiting for like an hour now."
Lan: "Fuck! Fucking game crashed again! Are you serious?! Fuck this. I'm out! So done with this lan luck shit..."
by Chucky boyyyooo February 15, 2019
mugGet the Lan luckmug.

Bao Lan

angel, pretty, beautiful, lovely, smart
by always smart November 21, 2021
mugGet the Bao Lanmug.

Lan To

1. To daze or render senseless, by or as if by a blow.
2. To overwhelm or daze with a loud noise.
3. To stupefy, as with the emotional impact of an experience; astound. See Synonyms at daze.
4. One that moves Johnny Fong's heart.
5. Most beautiful wife.
6. Amazing woman.
Only the most amazing women will be selected to be a Lan To
by Johnny Fong December 1, 2003
mugGet the Lan Tomug.

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