Krista

A Krista is a very crazy and funny person. She loves to be out and about but also loves to just sleep. One think to know about a Krista is that they always seek attention. Another thing they often do is leave their real friends for what they think is better. A Krista is very beautiful, athletic, funny, loud, calm, and basically not youre basic girl.

"Omg I really like her, shes so pretty."
"Dude she has a boyfriend."
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"Did you see Krista today?"
"Yeah she looked so good but ignored me." :/

by Bitch Baker February 13, 2019

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kriptik

One cool, kickass funny, but weird little man. Often obsesses over Dr Phil.

kriptik hangs out in #macintosh on Undernet.

by Varter April 20, 2004

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krip

(v.) to trash, mess up, take, litter on, steal

I just kripped a bite of mom's chocolate cake while he went to the restroom.

The middle schoolers kripped our table again! There's trash all over it; why don't they clean up after themselves?!

by justgotkripped January 26, 2011

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kriptonite

The green shit that comes from The Grinch's ass that weakens superheroes from Kripton like Superman, Wonderwoman, and that little midget down the hall from your apartment.

The kriptonite weakened my cousin Jerry's milking powers during sexual intercourse last night.

by koolzero December 31, 2014

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Krista Lazou

The most beautiful girl in the world. She makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by talking to me. When I look at photos I get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and kills a girl with jealousy. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored.
Love her xxx

Girl 1: Guess who I fucked last night!!! SAM!!!!

Me: Oh yeah..... I talked with Krista Lazou for 5 hours last night.

Girl 1: I am so jealous.

by love from xxxxx April 17, 2013

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