Kristen

Girl who writes definitions about herself on urbandictionary to get guys named Tyler to hit on her.

Tyler: I met this girl on bumble who liked hate sex and wanted me to "glean" her today.
Bill: oh man you better watch out. I gleaned this other kristen (not your kristen) last week and got an std. Had to submit a definition about her. What the hell is hate sex? That sounds violent in nature.

by Tylerdurden5 December 20, 2018

Kristen

She is an ally of POC's and uses her White privilege for good.

Karen posts a racist comment and Kristen corrects, cancels, and reports her.
Becky follows a POC around a store, Kristen records them and helps to remove Becky from Costco.
Susan chokes her dog in Central Park and called the police on a POC. Kristen records the incident and gets Susan's dog taken away.

by ills. June 5, 2020

Kristen woodall

Some one who is very sarcastic about coming to partys and is not invited to any partys ever again

-Is she coming to the party

- Idk she is being a kristen woodall

by Gilly Monster September 9, 2010

the kristen

A type of walk where you waddle clenching your butt cheeks because of the horrendous anal sex you just had.

"Wow, she must have gotten it good. She's doing the Kristen"

by Rustled Jimmies February 6, 2018

krystena

A really wierd way to spell the name Christina
Sucking cum out of an elephants ass
A synonym for antelope felching

Wow he really krystenaed that bitch!

by christinebubblez July 20, 2008

kristen bunce

A Step down from Goddess!

Kristen bunce

by BunceAlmighty August 25, 2010

Kristen Raia

Kristen Raia's are the best girls you ever could meet. They can be loud at times but are very outgoing and fun. They love to be surrounded by the people the love the most and just wanna have a good time. They are also amazing girlfriends and would do just about anything for you. All around, very wonderful person.

Dude: Kristen Raia kicks ass!

by knowsthesethings April 26, 2012