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Kool-Aid goggles

The resulting influence of drinking too much Trump-issued Kood-Aid on one's mental function, whereby one is only able to process alternative facts.
I showed Jethro pictures from Trump's and Obama's Inauguration days and he said Trump's crowd was more yuge. He must have been wearing his Kool-Aid goggles.
by Dancing Inigo February 23, 2017
mugGet the Kool-Aid gogglesmug.

coffee kool-aid

when someone puts way too much sugar in coffee, like kool-aid
dont let susy make your coffee unless you want "coffee kool-aid"
by Mr_Brawler February 6, 2013
mugGet the coffee kool-aidmug.

drink the kool-aid

Going along with what a crowd desires. Often used when a person changes positions on a topic.
Dave got a haircut and a new suit. Looks like his company is making him drink the kool-aid.
by ryanjames May 30, 2006
mugGet the drink the kool-aidmug.

Kool Aid Mustache

When a man is having sex with a girl on her period. He then uses his bloody dick to smear a Kool Aid Mustache above her top lip. This can also be done with a bloody finger.
by fahQskeletor August 5, 2010
mugGet the Kool Aid Mustachemug.

Kool-aid Jammer

The act of sucking a women's period blood out of her vagina, then proceeding to spit it on her breasts.
"I gave this chick a kool-aid jammer last night"
by th3 j3w October 15, 2008
mugGet the Kool-aid Jammermug.

Kool-Aid Jammer

A man (usually white or another non African American Race) who enjoys having sex with (or "jamming") black women. They are referred to as Kool-Aid Jammers because they are jamming people who enjoy Kool-Aid alot. There is not a fried chicken jammer, however, because that wouldn't be a funny play on words, and it would be stupid.
Dude 1: Dude, I heard you fucked Shakneeqwah last week. Is it true?

Dude 2: Of course it is! I am a Kool-Aid Jammer!
by ferociousboobear June 12, 2009
mugGet the Kool-Aid Jammermug.

kool-aid snake

a snake that lives in your kitchen and gets in your sweet sweet kool-aid

when a black man dipps the head of his penis in kool-aid
yo snake get out of my kool-aid u stupid kool-aid snake.

his girlfrind said his weiner tasted bad so he tried to kool-aid snake. needless to say she was plesered
by dl balls May 1, 2011
mugGet the kool-aid snakemug.

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