Kinertia

Kinertia: kinetic energy and inertia mixed together. Things moving, yet staying the same. (Walter White definition) This situation only comes up when things need to keep moving, but yet, still need to remain the same. It is a situational fact.

Watch breaking bad, then fuck off, respectfully, for not watching it sooner.

"We had money, why'd we keep it? Ya know, why did we have to have the worlds shittiest R.V.?"

"Kinertia?"

"Yeah...kinertia..."

by Landon Malone October 12, 2013

kindergarten thug

When a child acts ghetto on the internet and thinks hes a real O.G.

squeaker: ima beat yo ass
everyone else: shut yo kindergarten thug ass up

by Dat Man Greg November 25, 2015

Kindercollege

When a person schedules only early morning classes with the intention of napping in the afternoon.

Aliya can't handle going to school for a full day so she's going to kindercollege.

by Jayzion October 6, 2016

Kinderfuck

A significant mess or situation beyond repair that happened at the hands of a toddler or young child.

Dude, my kid Got into my record collection last night and now it's a total kinderfuck.

by DJ Bee July 21, 2016

kinderman

A bad ass pussy slayer that moves from town to town

Dude 1: Holy shit, lock up your girl there is a kinderman moving to town
Dude 2: you better practice your goblin stomp or that guy will make a queefen out of you
Dude 2: fuck that bro, he's a kinderman and I'm already a vaginal blood fart

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

Kinderference

To aid in another's productivity by keeping their children preoccupied.

Mama ran kinderference while Daddy built the decorations for the kid's birthday party.

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock February 5, 2018

kinder-aids

It´s what the AIDS virus is called when a child has it.

Maaskantje, kinder-aids!

by Disease 007 February 26, 2018