Fastest taco-maker in the west. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive; Keith Dill is all that is Man.
From the humble age of 6 hours old, He knew His calling. Internet flaming, life-long career at Taco Bell, picking up the chicks; Keith Dill has been idolized and worshiped by those who knew Him personally, and all others alike.
Standing seven foot sixteen inches (think about it) tall, He towers over all. Weighing over 1400 pounds, He shook the Earth with each massive step. People cower at the very mention of His name.
From the humble age of 6 hours old, He knew His calling. Internet flaming, life-long career at Taco Bell, picking up the chicks; Keith Dill has been idolized and worshiped by those who knew Him personally, and all others alike.
Standing seven foot sixteen inches (think about it) tall, He towers over all. Weighing over 1400 pounds, He shook the Earth with each massive step. People cower at the very mention of His name.
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A small person that is extremely adept to stealth,stamina and being ninja or be a person for moral guidance
Ex.1 Dude how can you sneak up on me you Keith.
Ex.2 thank you for listening to what i have to say,your such a Keith.
Ex.2 thank you for listening to what i have to say,your such a Keith.
by Irick101 December 18, 2008
Get the Keith mug.In Left 4 Dead 2, he is the buddy of the survivor, Ellis. He grew up in Savanah with Ellis together, having all sorts of adventures, They were separated when the infection began, but Ellis still brags about his buddy Keith whenever he gets the chance.
Keith has supposedly survived these, as well as several other incidents, as explained by Ellis:
Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.
There is some speculation whether Keith is a real person or not.
Keith has supposedly survived these, as well as several other incidents, as explained by Ellis:
Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.
There is some speculation whether Keith is a real person or not.
by Kil Lerown January 7, 2010
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a cool and funny brother.
almost never available.
hates watching movies with his brother.
usually grows taller than the bigger brother and is always ready to kick somebody's ass.
a cool and funny brother.
almost never available.
hates watching movies with his brother.
usually grows taller than the bigger brother and is always ready to kick somebody's ass.
KIAN: I have a Keyhan in my house.
ARSHIA: cool ;bring him here so I can see him.
KIAN : ok; I'll try.
ARSHIA: cool ;bring him here so I can see him.
KIAN : ok; I'll try.
by Goomool August 17, 2018
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A Guy that is so amazingly hott he doesn't know it. He really has no clue. Funny, considering he is so intelligent you think he'd get it.. Has a really handsome smile and these bright eyes that make you shiver and giggle. He's sweet natured and kind. Goofy and tends to do weird things like try to make you fart or bite your nails for you.. but probably the best guy you'll ever meet. Keith's are a catch and you usually don't know what to say to them except nervously texting "your awesome." Don't let him pay for you every time, it's amusing to see him get mad at the chinese lady for taking a girl's credit card over his. P.S. Amazing in Bed. Freaking Amazing. So pleasing it's unbearable.
A Guy that is so amazingly hott he doesn't know it. He really has no clue. Funny, considering he is so intelligent you think he'd get it.. Has a really handsome smile and these bright eyes that make you shiver and giggle. He's sweet natured and kind. Goofy and tends to do weird things like try to make you fart or bite your nails for you.. but probably the best guy you'll ever meet. Keith's are a catch and you usually don't know what to say to them except nervously texting "your awesome." Don't let him pay for you every time, it's amusing to see him get mad at the chinese lady for taking a girl's credit card over his. P.S. Amazing in Bed. Freaking Amazing. So pleasing it's unbearable.
Me: Keith! You are so sexy
Keith: No, I'm not.
Me: Seriously, Keith, Do I have to post pics to make you believe me?
Keith: No, I'm not.
Me: Seriously, Keith, Do I have to post pics to make you believe me?
by IiSaReDnEcKlOvEr September 6, 2013
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