Kevin

an old fashioned dildo used in Ancient Greece that was made of wood; they went out of style due to women getting splinters in their vaginas

Sentence:
Greek Girl: "Have you tried those new Kevins?"
Greek Girl 2: "No, but my grandma had to go to the medicine man after using her Kevin."

by oatie January 29, 2009

Kevin

Kevin is the name of most of the time a player. Goes girl after girl but gets hurt while doing so. Kevin can also be a good boyfriend but can cheat so be careful with him. Don't fall deeply in love because he could play you. Kevin also has good things about him like his love and affection but could also not be considerate and forget things. You might have to teach your Kevin new things. Kevin is good looking to most people but only wants one girl 100% at a time.

girl: Ugh Kevin is a hottie but i don't want to get played .
girls friends: but he seems really nice and caring.

by luna_211 March 8, 2020

Kevin

Kevin, Kevin is a name that has been past down by the generations. People say all the people that had been given this name likes sonic and is gay

Is kevin here today?

by Joe step sis March 2, 2020

Kevin

A man whore who is kinda hot
Cant gets the girl he wants but can get the girls other guys want

Is good at being a fucking douchbag

Has a fairly large dick

Who is that man whore?

Oh i think he is a kevin

by Hqtertotal September 23, 2009

Kevin

one who cums early

you kevin when you get excited

by Jizz in ur pants August 7, 2010

Kevin

one of the dopest souls you’ll ever meet. has a beautiful loving, heart even though sometimes his logic is very stupid, his hearts in the right place, but only a few can see this through him. he has great taste in music, swears he’s slow in school but is actually very intelligent, has the prettiest eyes and a vibe like no other. a person definitely destined for greatness.

kevin is listening to lil skies, minding his business, far from the bullshit.

by agoatjustknodahh January 27, 2020

Kevinate

verb: 1) The act of making something or someone Kevin-like.
2)-d; modified in nature by Kevin, or by someone who makes it like Kevin.

1) "The boy was very uncool, so we had to Kevinate him"
2) "Look at that place, it is totally Kevinated..."

by The Kevinated One October 2, 2003