the kelly ditch

to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......

to later use as a booty call

HER:did you kelly ditch me?....

YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....

thus performin the kelly ditch

by caspertyme May 2, 2010

TYLER KELLY

meaning of a small boy with anxiety and insecurities with his body

Stop being such a tyler kelly! Man up!

by Mike shaefer October 19, 2017

r kelly effect

When someone's so good at their job that people overlook their character flaws.

Tim's got the R Kelly effect on the boss. He ain't ever firing Tim's ass despite him being an asshole to every colleague of his.

by CMB_OXF_DXB_SIN February 23, 2019

Regan Kelley

Person- a very fruity person who likes to Regan, Regan always likes to Regan, day and night, 24/7, staring at herself in the mirror casually eating their favorite snack, a bagel. try not to get on her bad side because they will bark back at you, chase you down and rip your head off, Regan is a good person. bring joy to everyone around them, keeping them safe, making them smile with their unique humor, and is a great friend who wants to be they're friend!

Person 1:"I wonder what time is Regan time?"
Person 2: " you mean The Regan Kelley?!"
Person 1: "yes, where is Regan Kelley?"
Regan Kelley " EEEEEE, REGAN TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AHHH" * shits on the toilet.

by Beanbob44 May 5, 2022

Dropping a Paul Kelly

The act of pulling the penis and scrotum from behind between your legs so they stick between the buttcheeks.

"we were in the locker room when some asshole came in Dropping a Paul Kelly!"

by SIMC and Twinky November 7, 2011

The Stephen Kelly

Pulling a Stephen Kelly is not easy. Whether it be trapping that impressive fart you've been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as Stephen himself to pull it off. You just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.

Stephen: *fart*
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!

Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.

by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

Kelly

A wonderful girl with a big heart. She has the most amazing voice and loves to sing. She is funny, and intelligent, loves to eat pupusa's, and sing in the shower. She has a wicked sense of humor which can get her into trouble occasionally. One of the best all around persons you will ever know in your entire life.

Kelly has such a great voice that someday she will be on "America's Got Talent".

by Jade Currier November 27, 2011