Defrost the Kicker

A euphemism for masturbation

Where'd Tim go? Oh, he went to the bathroom to defrost the kicker.

by KickerDefroster February 19, 2010

The Egyptian hole kicker

When a Egyptian child gets a running start and hits a man in the ass, which causes the penis to be inserted into the pussy for the ultimate ejaculation.

Yo I was down when my wife wanted to do the Egyptian hole kicker

by Cuteboithiccems69 February 5, 2021

Croatian Ass-Kicker

Brilliant chess strategy that will be devised by Karen to defeat Croatian opponent, who knows who he is.

Did you see that? She just obliterated that Croat using the Croatian Ass-Kicker!

by kvonblix January 12, 2012

shit-kicker

1. a person of old age and experience who is typically ill tempered

My old man is a real shit-kicker.

by Heavy June 15, 2004

shit-kicker

noun; someone who kicks shit

tommy likes to kick shit, that dog is a real shit-kicker, kick-shit that shit nigga

by shadow December 3, 2004

Shit Kicker

Shit Kicker, is a scientific name for someone who can beat up Avagadro's number (6.23 x 10^23) of Ass Kickers. It's the highest form of bad ass.

Vin Diesel is an ass kicker, but Chuck Norris and the Ultimate Warrior are total Shit Kickers.

by A guy who know words July 8, 2012

Icing the kicker

The act of ejaculating on her foot as if you're icing a cake or cupcake...hence the name, Icing the kicker.

Last night, my girlfriend wanted to try something different. So before I came, I grabbed her foot and started icing the kicker.

by Motley Screw October 22, 2011