Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick

Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.

by Bouffy Quimbi January 20, 2013

Jerk Jousting

Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.

Hey Jerry, want to go jerk jousting with me?

by MrSyde December 18, 2019

Gym Joust

When one man and another man measure their genitals, face to face to see which one touches the other's body first.

I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.

by sjehfbnskjdnfkljsadnfkjn12 December 20, 2020

australian jousting

2 men competing to insert their penis in the others rectum

Guy#1 "Dude why are you walking like that"
Guy#2 "my dad beat me in Australian Jousting last night"

by ScrotumStrangler June 25, 2022

windmill jousting

When you have sex with a girl while she spins around

I really enjoyed windmill jousting my girlfriend last night!

by BigDipper45 January 08, 2015

Joust

The act of two people whipping out their dick and fighting each other only using the dick.

Best Friend 1 - Hey dude want to joust in my room?
Best Friend 2 - Sure I'm going to shrek you!

by TheJouster9/11 April 07, 2016

joust

To compete closely for superiority

He had to joust to win

by shark opinions April 16, 2018