Jono Long

To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.

Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!

by Ally B May 11, 2004

Jonomir

Purple loving wombat fan that runs into coke machines and wins everything. Just, wins. You just, lose. You just, just, just, lose! You can't win Jonomir.

A Jonomir winned me at the coke machines yesterday.

by Steve S September 26, 2005

Joehoes

A slang term used for the cult of Jehovah's Witnesses.

This morning a group of Joehoes came to my door and started to try to preach to me about Jehovah!

I keep telling this Joehoe I'm Roman Catholic, but he doesn't listen and still tries to have me sign up for his Joehoe Watch Tower magazine..?

I heard the Joehoes believe that Jesus Christ died on an upright stake instead of a cross!?

Look at that Joehoe run! Run Joehoe! Run!

by granttheman June 24, 2013

JonDon

Someone who is danker then the rest. He uses his inner Maui to cause powerful waves of dank throughout the world.

What a total JonDon!

by Lord Dank III October 23, 2017

jonor

The ship between Honor and Jack Avery from the band Why Dont We

I ship Jonor so much! Honor and Jack are so cute

by Why don’t we February 17, 2018

johnowen

A MAN THAT IS A BETTER GOD THAN PATRICK YES YOU HEARD ME NOW KATELYN BOW DOWN PLS

Wow Johnowen is such a better god than Patrick!!

by oofer2000 July 19, 2018

johnowen

JOHNOWEN IS THE BETTER GOD THAN PATRICK THATS RIGHT NOW BOW DOWN KATELYN B O W D O W N

“Wow Johnowen is a better god than Patrick!”

by oofer2000 July 19, 2018