de jong

A particular type of behaviour that includes tendencies to stalk lots and lots on websites such as bebo and facebook, and enjoy typing the words "lol" and "hehe" in internet conversations. It is also a type of person who has a massive scar at the top of their legs, which most other people would call a fanny...but he calls a unicycle injury

Brian: Hey Jamie, what are you doing on that computer?
Jamie: Not much, just a bit of de jong-ing!

Also, can be used as a vile insult, such as:

"Stop being a de jong"

by chrissiye June 27, 2007

Kim Jong Un

a fat fuck with a big missile

i like Kim Jong Un as he is going to blow up America

by YappyHamburger7 March 28, 2018

Kim Jong Dong

When you and your girl bout to do it, but your dick just ain't working like Kim's missiles

Girl: come on honey imma treat ya
*lifts up pants
Girl (disgusted): miss me with that Kim Jong Dong

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

Kim Jong Un

An improvident person. Even worse than the 14 yo teenager.

My mother's confess that she was another Kim Jong Un until 19 was enough to amaze me in a damn certain degree.

by like brah brah brah April 8, 2016

Jongewaard

The actions taken by the driver in a hit and run case. The driver will flee the scene even if the victims are friends or a person/people they care for.

A cowardly act.

The driver was found guilty of Jongewaarding his friends after police reviewed footage from a security camera outside the car park.

by Howard Surprise Again July 31, 2009

jonglish

Mumbling or mixing up your words, speaking a sentence and mistaking or misplacing parts with irrelevant words.

You're speaking complete Jonglish

by Silent_Rage October 13, 2016

jonglenn

Faggot who got scammed XDD

Did you here the guy who always gets scammed, he's such a Jonglenn

by Spaghetitony December 8, 2016