This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.
Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.
by Shawl collah December 7, 2018
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A lydipies favorite guy, he’s funny and sweet and her rock. Also kind of annoying sometimes but can’t live without him
by Boatsandhoes69 March 23, 2019
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Get the Jerb mug.A comedic way of saying idiot sometimes to describe shit happenings or events in the Philippines, used in trying to offend someone without them knowing.
Guy: Pre you're such a jerbaloo
Guy2: What the fuck is jerbaloo
Guy: tangina this coffee shop is jerbaloo
Guy2: What the fuck is jerbaloo
Guy: tangina this coffee shop is jerbaloo
by Jehjehjehjeh November 12, 2019
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by IveB3nJamin April 9, 2020
Get the jerb mug.A Jerbert is a unlucky bitch who always cries in the fucking corner whenever their father glares at them.
THOMAS: Father, I accidentally blew up the church.
SEAN(FATHER): It’s okay, son. At least you’re not like your brother, JERBERT. *glares*
JERBERT: a boo hoo *cries in the fucking corner*
SEAN(FATHER): It’s okay, son. At least you’re not like your brother, JERBERT. *glares*
JERBERT: a boo hoo *cries in the fucking corner*
by WhatTimeIsIt?? November 2, 2020
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