Janky

Ridged or Stiff back that is constantly in pain and constantly preventing Major forms of movement especially dancing. Usually caused by height

What's wrong with you?
My back is Janky, it sucks

by NoObMaStEr-69 August 26, 2023

Janky

When something is like gross and old like a retreat center with creepy rooms that's janky.

Grace: Wow look at this hotel room that's so janky!
Bobby: Your right that is janky!

Grace: I know pretty janky
Bobby: Not as janky as bathrooms though

by Lolboi August 6, 2016

Janky rice rocket

Any inferior or crap car or motor cycle that has been tricked up to look good. Janky is for the Crapness and inferiority of the vehicle and rice rocket refers to how it is tricked up to look flash and (japanesey)

Hugh: Yo Ted, Check out Mcfarlane's car it looks pretty ruthless.
Teddy: Na man that thing is just a Janky Rice Rocket i wouldnt touch it with a 50 foot pole.

by not Janky June 9, 2011

Janky Ellis

When you buy your baggy ass Perry Ellis suit from Boscovs, it ain’t Perry Ellis, it’s Janky Ellis!

You see Jimmy at the wedding tryin to pick up chicks with Janky Ellis suit! Musta had a Boscovs gift card.

by JankyHanky May 16, 2022

Janky

A word used to describe something that is sketchy, crooked, built badly, ramshackle, falling apart, or otherwise not in good condition or of poor quality.

Pete: "Man, that old barn does not look safe, it's falling apart!"
Frank: "Yeah. you wouldn't see me walking around in that janky barn! The roof looks like it could cave in, any minute!"

by Miss Hell Kitten April 14, 2024

janky

Juicy /stank = Janky. The state of having sweaty/stinky balls (testicles) that smell, or have not been washed thoroughly.

Yo, my girl was about to give me head. But i told her i was janky down there. So i took a shower, & then she went at it.

Yo mate,i was about to go down on this chick. But i smelled somethin' funny'. And i was like,fuck this janky bitch, come back after a thorough shower or fuck off.

by oibastard September 23, 2016

Janky

A extremely sexual being. Typically a male with incredible good looks.

That man be janky.

by DolphinGuy44 June 13, 2021