by DonGiovanni June 1, 2006
Get the What's the jams? mug.a factual description of jrhs. james river high school, often called simply "river", is a small-town school in the boondocks of botetourt county, virginia. known county-wide as your local shithole, this is a gathering for the rednecks in lifted trucks, shouting their mating call "yee-yee", as they scout their natural habitat. the rival school is lord botetourt high, known for it's whores and snobs. (side note: please God will yall accept this as a definition. if you dont then youre a total asswipe.)
Redneck: Down hur in the holler is whur yall find gud ol james river high school. YEE YEE I LOVE 'MURICA TRUMP 2020
Literally everyone else:
Literally everyone else:
by your fellow yee-yee-er October 3, 2019
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One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
Get the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident mug.The land of the biggest fuck boys and bitchiest bitches. On the out side, JCHS looks good but once you crawl in, you will hate everyone. James Caldwell is the most terrible stereotypical school that still refers some people as "popular." LIKE GROW UP. The students at James Caldwell think they are the shit but in reality they are shit. JAmes Caldwell is not the place to be: it is the place to stay away from & most people in it. (Few exceptions, but they are the ones who did not grow up in Caldwell) As for the staff, they are all pretty nice and fair. There are a few creeps, a few hot teachers and janitors but nothing special.
by cakedup May 8, 2015
Get the james caldwell high school mug.The better high school in the Madison, AL area. Students from the rival school Bob Jones may tell you different but that is because they are poor.
Bob: I got a lifted Jeep Wrangler for my sixteenth.
Billy: That’s such a James Clemens thing to say.
James Clemens High School students are rich and all drive jeeps
Billy: That’s such a James Clemens thing to say.
James Clemens High School students are rich and all drive jeeps
by sadbricks December 30, 2020
Get the James Clemens High School mug.Headed by Jordi LeForge after he left the USS Enterprise, the IJBSC is the 3030 ED equivalent to the United States' CIA or NSA, only this crew ain't be hatin' hoe-niggaz. They be real niggaz. LeForge and his crew have the responsibility of protecting Bonecrusher and his interests, though not that he needs it.
Man the IJBSC be all jumpin' round and needled those mo'fuccas! Then they stole their pocket PCs.
The IJBSC captured Samson after he was accused of having links with the Deltron-sympathizing Zak.
The IJBSC captured Samson after he was accused of having links with the Deltron-sympathizing Zak.
by Philip Boyle June 2, 2004
Get the Intellizzle and James Bond-kinda-Shit Crew mug.A school full of bad bitches that can fight and boys that are ugly as fuck but still date the prettiest girls for clout. A lot of them has over 400 views on snap and are THICC
Girl A: Hey girl add me on snap dhmu@ your snap
Girl B: Ard bitch!
Boy: THE BITCHES AT JAMES MADISON MIDDLE SCHOOL ARE THICC!
Girl B: Ard bitch!
Boy: THE BITCHES AT JAMES MADISON MIDDLE SCHOOL ARE THICC!
by raptor2425 February 27, 2020
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