Is a mad lad and is a joy to know and be around and always good to get a choof of said abrona and is so special his existence and is cherished but every ine
by Tall as fuck giant April 29, 2021
Get the Jakob bmug. The ultimate fuckboy. Jakob is very faund of himself and is obsessed with sex. Jakob will tell everyone about how that person at the buss told him how good he looked.
"that Jakob... UGH! "
"Jakob broke up with me because I didn't want to have sex with him!"
"Jakob should be on a realityshow about himself."
"Jakob broke up with me because I didn't want to have sex with him!"
"Jakob should be on a realityshow about himself."
by Unicornsandcakes December 12, 2016
Get the Jakobmug. Jakob is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is definitely top 7 billion when it comes to how funny he is. If you know a Jakob he is probably very tall and has great hair. Jakob is very caring and kind. He has the biggest heart of anyone you’ll ever meet. He is someone who would do anything for the people he loves. Jakob is one of a kind.
“Here for a good time not a long time” is what Jakob Taylor would say.
That Texas girl definitely loves Jakob Taylor the most.
That Texas girl definitely loves Jakob Taylor the most.
by texasgirl April 7, 2022
Get the Jakob Taylormug. by hjzgfskjdh March 20, 2022
Get the Jakobmug. A foal thats lost in a daze and thinks tarry-bowls are a small bowl of weed, in reality he's to lost in the daze to realize a tarry-bowl is a huge bowl of weed and the reality its called a jakob-bowl
by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018
Get the Jakob foalmug. Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019
Get the jens-jakobmug. he will play with you. he makes you the happiest girl but after all he will never talk to you again after one day. he say 1000 times that he love you but at the end it only hurts. He has one girl in his live he would to everything for her it’s complicated with her and him but at the end they are always together. he can be the best person but also the worst.
celina: is this jakob
mara: oh,yes it is him.
celina: he is the love of my life
mara: also mine,but he don’t love me anymore. good luck with him!
celina: oh, thanks but i don’t know he is not the best person to me sometimes.
mara: oh,yes it is him.
celina: he is the love of my life
mara: also mine,but he don’t love me anymore. good luck with him!
celina: oh, thanks but i don’t know he is not the best person to me sometimes.
by i.luv.u November 21, 2021
Get the Jakobmug.