Invisible

When a nigga so ugly you cant see them

Nigga1: Damn the school emty my man

Nigga2: Nah b them niggas just so ugly they invisible

by Xdfuckmyass June 5, 2018

internet invisible

The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.

So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.

by celesguy1 June 7, 2016

Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016

invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016

Invisible pee

When your dog pees on the carpet and you act like you didn’t see it so you don’t have to clean it up.

Oh shoot, I didn’t see that Invisible pee spot.

by Gogurt 2020 snack November 2, 2020

Invisible

Invisible is not a negative like some people think.

If you could disappear, why would that be negative? Why would you want someone to start caring where you were? Being invisible is not negative.

by Solid Mantis November 4, 2020

Invisible

Invisible is not a negative like some people think.

If you could disappear, why would that be negative? Why would you want someone to start caring where you were? That would defeat the point. Being invisible is not negative.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020