invised

being invis mean to own someone and be their daddy

omg kaylum mahon just got invised

by starz4567 February 19, 2022

invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx February 12, 2016

Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 03, 2016

floor is invisible

“Floor is invisible” means having a depressive state so worse to the point where your room is a huge mess. The items, the clothes, or any others are piled up to a large amount, covering the floor.

Ariana: Why do you keep coming over to my house? The floor is invisible.
Justin: It’s all okay. I know how badly you’ve went through, Ariana. even if the floor is invisible i will understand.

by valeriewasseen December 21, 2023

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.

I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night

by Kate Hanami November 07, 2021

invisible wizard

When you cum on accident from a dream

Dude last night I had a invisible wizard my pants were soaked when I woke up

by max baldwin January 23, 2023

Invisible Self

The inner core of who you are outside of space and time.

My invisible self does not care about who is President, just elect someone that does the greater good for the majority of the people.

by Frank James Beach February 22, 2020