Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016

invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016

Invisible pee

When your dog pees on the carpet and you act like you didn’t see it so you don’t have to clean it up.

Oh shoot, I didn’t see that Invisible pee spot.

by Gogurt 2020 snack November 2, 2020

Invisible

Invisible is not a negative like some people think.

If you could disappear, why would that be negative? Why would you want someone to start caring where you were? Being invisible is not negative.

by Solid Mantis November 4, 2020

Invisible

Invisible is not a negative like some people think.

If you could disappear, why would that be negative? Why would you want someone to start caring where you were? That would defeat the point. Being invisible is not negative.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

Invisible

1. A song made by Anna Clendening 2. Not being able to be seen to the human eye.

I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist
I stare from afar in my hand-broken heart while I play pretend
I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist
And it's you, yes, it's true, you don't even know it, I can't ever win
Am I invisible?
Should I let it go? Would you ever know?
Am I just another crazy laying on the low?
Am I invisible?
Will you ever see what you do to me?
Breaking hearts in the dark so easily
Am I invisible?
or

I cant see you, your invisible.

by a person making a word December 29, 2020

Invisible mask

A mask that you cant see.

She found that putting an invisible mask on him/her/them was more effective than trying to force everyone to wear a visible mask. That would keep them from waking up.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021