Anal Intercourse You!!!

A phrase you say to people who are against profanity, and say it's immature and stupid. The idea is to give show them that such censored "replacements" are worse.

Jimmy: I like to look at kiddie porn!
Arcon: Fuck you!
Jimmy's Mom: Now, now, it's inappropriate to swear. Say you're sorry.
Arcon: Anal intercourse you too shithead!!!

by System Error April 14, 2004

Intercom

Between more than one member of the Soviet Union.

There was an Intercom meeting last week in St. Petersberg.

by Diggity Monkeez April 16, 2005

Sexual Intercourse

Sexual intercourse (or coitus or copulation) is principally the insertion and thrusting of the penis, usually when erect, into the vagina for sexual pleasure, reproduction, or both.3 This is also known as vaginal intercourse or vaginal sex.24 Other forms of penetrative sexual intercourse include anal sex (penetration of the anus by the penis), oral sex (penetration of the mouth by the penis or oral penetration of the female genitalia), fingering (sexual penetration by the fingers), and penetration by use of a dildo (especially a strap-on dildo).

"I had sexual intercourse last night and it was amazing!"

by Memes69 June 17, 2018

mental intercourse

imagining intercourse with someone you find attractive

"Shit, if the real thing is as good as that mental intercourse i just had...."

by DB February 19, 2005

Interzone

I walked through the city limits (someone talked me in to try and do it)
Attracted by some force within it (had to close my eyes to get close to it)
Around a corner where a prophet lay (saw the place where she'd had a room to stay)
A wire fence where the children played (saw the bed where the body lay)
And I was looking for a friend of mine (and I had no time to waste)
Yeah, looking for some friends of mine
The cars screeched, hear the sound on dust (heard a noise, just a car outside)
Metallic blue turned red with rust (pulled in close by the building's side)
In a group all forgotten youth (had to think, collect my senses now)
Are turned on to a knife-edged view (find some places where my friends don't know)
And I was looking for a friend of mine (and I had no time to waste)
Yeah, looking for some friends of mine
Down the dark streets, the houses looked the same (getting darker now, faces look the same)

I walked round and round, they nailed me to a tree (no stomach, torn apart, had to think again)
Trying to find a clue, trying to find a way to get out (trying to move away, had to move away and keep out)
Four 12 windows, ten in a row (behind a wall where a room to go)
The light shined like a neon show (see the deep mellow warmth of the glow)
No place to stop, no place to go (no time to lose, had to keep on going)
I guess they died some time ago (I guess they died some time ago)
And I was looking for a friend of mine (and I had no time to waste)
Yeah, looking for some friends of mine

Interzone

by Death Menace April 9, 2023

Omnioricifical Intercourse

The obtaining of sexual pleasure by mindfucking either a male or female BY a male or female through every orifice in the body.

Riley-"Woah, I just splooshed because of that Omnioricifical Intercourse we just had."

Kevin-"That was the point, Riley..."

by Surgeon Spice September 9, 2010

penis intercourse

A saying used when two males use 30 inch strap ons to penetrate a spread crater of the bum. Once inside the term penis intercourse can be used to describe such actions. Using a regular 8 inch penis is not worthy of such a term. Best pleasure can be obtained from gold foil gucci branded strap on..

Man 1: What are Jim Parsons and Jean Carlos doing in that changing room.

Man 2: I thought I saw Jean with a strap on, maybe about 35.69 inches!
Man 1: OH JESUS! they might be having penis intercourse, and goly my strapper at home is only 15.96 inches this is an outrage!!
Man 2: Only 15.96 laughing hysterically u cheeky little shit, mine is 15.98 inches
Man 1: WOWZERS, shall we?
Man 2: I don't know the wives are at home.
Man 3: Pardon me but I believe I heard some racket coming from changing room 8. Would you know what it is?
Man 1: Oh we can't be sure but i'm certain I heard some artificial pieces knocking about gives man 3 a kinky look
Man 2: Shall we?
Man 3: We shouldn't....... but i cannot resist the urge to squeeze my 92.6987 inch gold foil strap on up the spread buttocks of another .
Man 1: Changing room 8 isn't the only soggy, yet slightly dry room here.
All of the men in harmony: OOOOH yaaaa, cum on man give it to me, oh yeeyyyey, harder, fuk 100 inches feels amazing!!!
Man 3: Hahah, not quite 100 inches, 92.6987 inches

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 13, 2018