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The mainstream substitution for cocaine. Not necessarily safer, but the addictive component is 99.9% more potent, the high is 100x more fun, and the length is all the money you have.
Guy: Hah! The Internet is for nerds!
*After getting his new computer with Internet*
Guy: Holy shit, I can't stay away from the Internet!
*After getting his new computer with Internet*
Guy: Holy shit, I can't stay away from the Internet!
Internet by BusinessMan February 25, 2005
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Internet by Mike Epstein November 6, 2003
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A term used to describe somebody who takes the internet too seriously. These kinds of people literally live in the internet, spending most of their time in front of their computers. Their lives outside the computer consists of just eating and sleeping.
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Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of three chickens, a sack of barley, and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials.
(Strong Bad lives on the internet.)
(Strong Bad lives on the internet.)
Internet by JoshandClint December 9, 2008
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Teacher: Ok Class, You will all have to study hard for this test
Me: I wonder who will be online when I get home. i wonder if the internet is running slow... I hope not.
Me: I wonder who will be online when I get home. i wonder if the internet is running slow... I hope not.
Internet by TheWantedFan146 August 30, 2011