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Italian Yeast Infection

A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.
Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.
by fetusbob August 6, 2022
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K-ai infection

Pronunciation: Kay - y / Kai

Used synonymously with “K-ai fever”

When something is infected by K-ai, it either is, or will become Fortnite, or a Fortnite reference. There is no known cure for a K-ai infection/fever.
This party caught K-ai fever, I’m out of here.

It seems you’ve got a K-ai infectionI don’t know if we can be friends anymore.
by Colouur November 30, 2022
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Infestion

Like an infestation.... minus a syllable.
Man, there is a fly infestion in this bitch.
by T4rG3Ts0ftw4r3h3Lpd35k February 21, 2009
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Inceptionization

A thought or vision of something that should or will come to be.
I had an Inceptionization the other day when I was gardening...
by Iruntintowallsalot January 16, 2011
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Inception texting

When multiple conversations are being actively discussed with the same person via text message. The inception generally starts out with a normal text message conversation and as the discussion becomes greater, often times smaller casual topics branch out. This branching out can lead to many different topics being discussed in multiple messages sent to an individual. As the conversation begins to grow, one text does not suffice and can lead to one or two additional messages, propelling both subjects further into the conversations and subject matter being discussed.
Jim: "Hey, check out Joe. He is inception texting that chick again."
Kevin: "What's her name, Jenny?
Jim: "Yeah, they are pretty deep this time. You can tell by the drool puddling in the corners of his mouth."
Kevin: "He is going to need a big kick to get out of this one, I'll get a glass of water."
by jpat December 4, 2012
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Ingestion defense

A reason given for a failed drug screen
When called into the manager’s office and informed of his failure to pass

a random drug screen, the Staten Island ferry worker replied in a panic stricken voice
“It’s not my test, it’s not my test.”

What do you mean it's not your test? I’m sorry but the procedures and protocols are standard and the custody chain is valid. You failed for cocaine use,” replied the manager.

“No, no I don’t use cocaine, I was blowing Ricardo the ship yard worker and I ingested it. He does cocaine, I don’t” cried the deckhand.

“Oh, so you are claiming the ingestion defense?” asked the manager.
by PEARKAY April 24, 2014
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Infectious Woobstick

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.
I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
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