Rebound Theory

When you pull your boxer strap down bellow your balls to take a piss in a urinal and the strap comes back and slaps your balls resulting in extreme pain

The rebound theory really hit JJ hard, he couldn't walk for a week.

by Slick philosopher November 28, 2015

Woods Theory

The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.

*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*

John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."

Chris: "Man I love science."

by G Woods November 7, 2019

Exit Theory

An excerpt from the Pavement song "All My Friends".

Bob: "Exit Theory gives me the chills every time I hear it, but it's even more powerful in All My Friends."

Stephen: "Shut it, Nastanovich."

by entrancetheory April 6, 2013

Music Theory

Something you learn so you can teach it to people who want to teach music theory to other people so they can teach it to more students and perpetuate the cycle.

Music Theory Teacher (On death bed): ....what have I done with my life? I feel empty inside....
Son: Music Theory
Music Theory Teacher: oh, tell the students to stop, oh my mistakes!

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One March 17, 2018

Drew Theory

A natural phenomenon that occurs when someone with zero fine motor skills and an IQ that is well below average looks at another person or player and the other person or player. When this happens, the person or player that is being looked at’s IQ immediately drops by 100 points and all fine motor skills are lost. The player then becomes what is called a “bot”.

Drew looked at blitz and pulled a Drew theory and the blitz turned in to a bot

by Drew Theory Association September 21, 2018

Theory-ruinner

A person who destroys a theory because of his/her messed up love life. This person is usually someone who thinks they're smart but they're NOT.

Sluggie just gave a useless reason to destroy my theory. SUCH a theory-ruinner

by Anti-Slugosoculous April 30, 2010

hypothe-theory

coined by NerdFighters-leader Hank Green, it's a hypothesis whose imagined experiment is taken as valid 'proof' of the theory (in one's mind)

The recent laws holding homo-marriage "invalid" are made based on the 'hypothe-theory' that two men or two women will not--of themselves--carry-on the continuance of the species.

by Uncle J MythMan December 10, 2012