taint tweezin'

(v) The action of removing hairs from your taint...usually by using a pair of tweezers.

It helps to drink heavily before taint tweezin'.

by Austin Pealy October 1, 2006

Pillow Taint

Term for a side effect of morbid obesity. Coined by TakeAKnee.net. Pillow Taint is similar to a moose knuckle or a camel toe, but puffier and gender-neutral.

Pillow Taint occurs when a morbidly obese person sits down and the entire crotch of their pants is stretched to nearly bursting with flab.

Usually, the volume of flesh trapped in the crotch area is so great that the obese person is unable to cross (or sometimes even close) their legs.

The situation resembles a normal person with an overstuffed pillow packed down the crotch of their pants. Thus the name: Pillow Taint.

"Jesus... Did you get a look at that fattie over there? I couldn't even tell if it's a man or a woman!"

"I know... I tried to check the crotch bulge, but all I saw was a textbook case of pillow taint."

by TakeAKnee April 8, 2009

taint potato

The main cash crop of the infamous taint farmer.

Come on Cletus it's time to harvest the taint potatoes!

by stankhouse April 3, 2011

taint ranger

A person who hovers between being an asshole and a dick or an asshole and a pussy.

That dude's a real taint ranger.

by sdhillbilly May 15, 2013

taint pus

Taint Pus is a collection of cellular waste generated by flaming infections of the taint. This condition can be quite aromatic as well as discharged at a high velocity. It is a paste like consistancy in technicolor.

Taint Pus is a collection of cellular waste generated by flaming infections of the taint. This condition can be quite aromatic as well as discharged at a high velocity. It is a paste like consistancy in technicolor. "She said it was a boil on her ass but the doctor said its taint pus."

by mervtheperv February 11, 2015

taint slam

the act of punching somebody in the taint

That ho-bag makes me so mad i wanna taint slam her

by Zbuckley May 17, 2007

Taint stank

The rancid body odor that emits from a man's taint (the area between the ball sack and the asshole) usually after sweating or exerting some sort of effort.

DUDE1: "Dude, after doing that workout I've got some EPIC taint stank."

DUDE2: "Yeah, dude, I know... I can smell it from here."

by GAActor June 7, 2010