desert penis

A penis that has not been used for sex or masturbation or touched by anybody else for a period of time.

A penis that's not been touched by anybody but the person himself in a non sexual way is "Desert Penis".

by pgdragon September 16, 2013

desert slappy

The act of using your own cum to stick breadcrumbs (or sand) to your dick (via rolling) Then proceeding to slap the girl that made you cum (or another girl if preferred) across the face until it grows red or begins to chafe.

"Dude I just gave this girl a desert slappy"

"Man are u high?! Wat the hell is that?"

"It's like a chicken cutlet only you slap her across the face man"

"Ouch bro thats gotta hurt."

"Yea man, her face was redder than when I backhanded her"

by king_of_nothing April 29, 2009

Desert Dick

When a bro somehow gets poison oak on his unit and uses medication such as pills or ointment to dry it out. Resulting in your penis being really dry and unrecognizable.

Ay Vince, Cook got poison oak all over his dick. man, you know he's going to have mad desert dick.

by Cranknes May 10, 2011

desert fever

After you had a big night out and no sleep and hungover as hell, you may get desert fever. Symptoms include: complete lack of motivation; laughing for long periods at small things; swearing; trouble controlling the volume of your voice; tremmors; incoherent sentences; not finishing sentences; may have bruises and/or cuts. Best experienced with fellow sufferers.

fuck im fucken fucked, i need to go to the thing to get the shit cos its all over the carpet. yeah the stuff u know..... desert fever...what a cunt

by buggleberry March 28, 2008

desert patch

When you have a bald spot at the back of your head surrounded by hair.

Hey what's up desert patch?

by Natasha Kastermans March 29, 2008

desert head

just like the desert,used to descibe someone with nothing in their head. ie. typical blonde

use ur brain u desert head

by H@rley December 17, 2006

Desert Fox

A member of the military that only talks about getting deployed to "The Desert". Usually gets deployed to a very safe area where enemy fire is hundreds of miles away.

Me: Hey, my name is Montey.

Desert Fox: Oh yeah, well I'll be deploying to the desert soon.

Me: Iraq?

Desert Fox: Nah... some safe base in Kuwait.

by abramm24 March 26, 2009