basement cheese

Aka: Dick Cheese, Vagina Cheese

A catch all for the funk that grows on someone's genitalia after they don't wash themselves.

Put your pants back on, I can smell your Basement Cheese from here.

by BasementCheesehead August 23, 2020

Mason’s basement

A place occupied by someone who isn’t worth a fuck and full of used condoms and beer cans

John’s place is a shit hole but is nothing compared to a Mason’s basement

by anonymous September 5, 2021

Stuck in the basement

The act of being a male while having attraction to women, but unable to obtain a relationship.

"Why's Jack nervous around Shelly?" "He's just Stuck in the basement."

by Heel-Gemini October 18, 2018

Basement boy

A male gamer with a fragile male ego. Immature and unable to take defeat or being outdone. More than likely lives in his mother's basement but is not limited to this standard. Also, fears women and will insult them at first given opportunity. Insecure in the presence of a female and irate when outdone/beat by a female gamer. Calls all girl gamers sluts, whores, and egirls due to their own personal insecurities.

Basement boy:*gets killed by a female gamer*. "You suck at this game. Get back in the kitchen you eGirl, that's where you belong, slut"

Female gamer: "Aww poor little fella, did I hurt your ego a little? What a basement boy!"

by Ralphy the wrotten May 4, 2018

Basement Photography

n: the photography that encompasses the theme of abandonment or neglect, such as .. your basement. Often for those who want to photograph abandoned buildings later on/cannot find an abandoned building to photograph yet, this is where they start. Basement Photography can be images of gutters, alleys, rickety stairs, parking garages, rusted street lamp posts, old rusted fence, that outdated gas pump on the corner of town, etc.

adj (-er): someone who photographs the likes.

Wow, look at this photoshoot! Prime basement photography ..

Johnny's mother doesn't like him inside those abandoned buildings, so she suggested basement photography until he's out of college.

by YourNeighborhoodGoth June 2, 2011

Basement 31

That simplord who collects 31 girls and keeps them in his basement. Basically torture for the girls, they'll get to hear all his "cringe" pickup lines and deal with his simpish actions.

{Conor} simps a lot for his Basement 31 ngl.
Ikr, skyze really is such a simplord
Imagine having Basement 31

by Zylveツ December 21, 2020

basement farmer

Someone who grows their own weed, usually indoors.

#1: Dudeness, this weed is the bomb.
#2: It's nice to be a basement farmer.
#1: I'm in ur basement smokin ur weed.

by jevanyn January 13, 2010