Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

woodland grass

An affectionate name for marijuana.

(on the phone)
Chris:Hey man what u up to?

Josh:Smokin the woodland grass bro.

by Jakelot August 20, 2007

Grass-Picker

Any Kid Within 6-13 Years Old That Plays On A House League Soccer Team And Spends Most Of Their Time On The Bench.

Anthony And Robert Joined The Club To Learn, But Just Became Grass-Pickers.

by R0B3R70 October 3, 2015

Raptor grass

Long grass, must be long stem and very green, tall enough to hide a pack of hunting velociraptors.

Come on, keep moving - we’ll be safe just as soon as we can traverse this raptor grass.

by Ally_MK August 16, 2019

Grass Candle

Alternative name for a joint

"Has anyone seen Zach recently?"
"No, he must be smashing off the grass candles"

by Jimslimson August 16, 2016

Grass BBQ

Very similar to a Glass BBQ, but for the smoking of Mary Jane instead of crack.

GUY1: Pass me the Grass BBQ mate
GUY2: The Glass BBQ?
GUY1: No, the GRASS BBQ, you crack addict cunt!

by M.C.H.L June 13, 2020

praire grass

The unmanicured (and highly unattractive) hair around a female's asshole

I was gonna rim sexy Tonya, but the bitch had fuckin praire grass!!!

by T bone 80 June 25, 2015