Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.
I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.
by Golove November 2, 2019
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does this look infected?

Use in an ironical way to make fun of people dumb enough to ask medical advice on the internet
- does this look infected?
- Yes , you will probably die
by Robot-chicken July 15, 2014
mugGet the does this look infected?mug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybody".
by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025
mugGet the Mother And Father Is Infecting Everybodymug.
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Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx
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A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit
Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.
by 69kisses January 5, 2020
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