staff infection

A contagion-caused illness transmitted to you by the personnel at a business-establishment.
Harry claims to have gotten a staff infection at the hospital, but I can't see how that could be --- all the workers there are very careful about germs, so it seems unlikely that he would have caught any illnesses from them. Plus he's such an ugly and obnoxious-natured dude that I seriously doubt that any of the female nurses would have wanted to have sex with him.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Codje infection

An infection in which mass quantity's of semen get pushed to the back of the throat and in time grows a mossy, moldy paste which cannot be reversed.
Stacy why wont you kiss me

stacy: Sorry... OG mudbone gave me a bad codje infection last night
by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016
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#jailbreak infection

Request for additional term, #jailbreak infection. This is what is being called a "#jailbreak infection, e.g., a vaccinated individual who can no longer hack pandemic induced celibacy and goes out, has sex with and is infected by an asymptomatic partner.
Greg was vaccinated but could no longer hack his pandemic induced celibacy any longer and so he found a partner to hook up with who was asymptomatic and now he's got the Covid #jailbreak infection.
by anonymous August 11, 2021
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Deast Infection

When a man's is clothes is so tight his genitals cant breathe A.K.A .....
OMG!? Look at how tight his pants are. He definitely has a deast infection.
by Horticus June 16, 2024
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Walking Yeast Infection

Usually an overweight white woman who wears glasses and has multi colored hair . They usually will lead any protest just to fit it . Dr Jebra Faushay is a walking yeast infection.
Dr Jebra Faushay is a walking yeast infection.
by Fesek February 03, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025
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