Five Fucking Hours!

Noun; A period of time while you are high on any substance because time goes amazingly slow.

Person 1: Hey mannn, what time is it?
Person 2: 10:00.
*silence*
Person 1: Dudeee, what time is it now?
Person 2: It's still 10:00.
Person 1: ITS BEEN 10:00 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!

by FiveFuckinHours July 22, 2009

Real isopod hours

Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day

Some dude : what time is it

Everyone: it’s real isopod hours

by That one guy 225 February 1, 2018

soft boi hours

Hours of the day where you are a softie and are soft.

It comes from the term sad boi hours but instead of “sad” it’s “soft”

Person 1: “ why do you keep smiling and listening to soft music?”
Person 2: “ soft boi hours”
Person 1: “ ohhhhhhh gotcha”

by ShawnXmarina January 8, 2019

whore hours

to call someone late. after mid night calls.

My phone rung at 2 A.M and I answered why are you calling me at whore hours.

by Netalya Chapple December 3, 2005

Scary Hours

A time period, usually only lasting a couple of hours, in which you are most certainly about to get your ass whooped.

"Yo I just found out that J has been hittin up my girl asking to smash. Best believe I'm about to beat his stupid ass. Lil dude for real just entered Scary Hours.

by TrustTheProcessJAV June 4, 2018

real nigger hours

The time in the day between 2:30 a.m. and 5 a.m.

What time is it Josie? Its real nigger hours

by pie_flavor September 19, 2016

Sad girl hours

When a girl gets in her feels normally at 1-3 am.

Sorry I didn’t reply sis it was sad girl hours

by I’m taken September 15, 2020