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Cold Horn

A disease where a musical instrument (most likely made of brass) becomes cold. The cold makes it harder to play the instrument, especially when it uses a mouthpiece.

Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)

This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.

Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece
Connor: Ahhhh dude, I got cold horn while walking in here.

Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.
by schevendy scheven March 13, 2009
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Horned Bird

A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.
My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?
by an on e muz October 22, 2011
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Horn-tickle

A tickle that makes you horny.
Stop touching me like that, you’re going to give me a horn-tickle!
by Thomas The Great June 29, 2021
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Horn corn

Horn corn is a reference made by American dad meaning Clown lingo
"I'm gonna be honking alot of horn corn this week"
by JayDahkush69 February 7, 2022
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Jon Horne

One crazy ass mofo that like long dick on the beach anal porn on Sundays and fingers himself to sex and the city
Max: Alex stop being a Jon Horne
Alex:Fuck off man!
by flamingbiscuit February 12, 2015
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Rhino’s horn

An eye wateringly large and dimensioned dildo that defies the laws of physics in regards to the human body. Also a similar length and girth to a rhino’s actual horn.
I was on this girl’s bed and we were fooling around when she reached into her drawer and pulled out a hell of a rhino’s horn. It wouldn’t have been a fair contest so I apologised and immediately left.
by Dixieland grandad haver November 26, 2018
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Horn Pop

When a brass instruments points their horns up to the sky during a loud part in a marching band show to prevent the pit from going deaf. Not very effective when used by woodwinds.
Trumpets, measures 24-30 are going to be a horn pop, so be sure to play loud.
by Vodka Bottle January 5, 2016
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