marple highschool

Hell on earth. Legend says 90% of cum dumpsters have graduated from this school.

You see there's leaders and there's followers But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower

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by steel enjoyer 69 April 22, 2022

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Sensitive Highschooler

Not being able to take a joke and whining about it afterwards and begging for attention.

Toilet Man: You’re gay as hell
Poopybutthole: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS AND IM LEAVING THE SERVER IM PULLING A SENSITIVE HIGHSCHOOLER

by Poopybutthole February 12, 2021

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It’s a school full of Pretty ass girls who think they’re changing the world by violating dress code, and dressing like hoes instead of just following the rules that have been set since day one. Your shoulders don’t distract me but your tits do sorry not sorry.

“Man riverview highschool has some fine ass girls but they are always so uptight”

by 33579 September 9, 2021

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Southampton Highschool

A high school located on the eastern end of Long Island, New York. 75% of the students look 5 years younger than their age and 100% of the faculty are homosexual. Over the years, Southampton HS has steadily become more and more soft as penalties for contraband such as Juuls become more severe and each senior class leaves, causing the junior grade, consisting of faggots, to become the new seniors. This process has resulted in what we now know as Southampton Highschool.

Principle: “what’s this? An empty juul pod? One week suspension”

Student: “what the fuck? What a Southampton Highschool”

by Baby Zahn August 28, 2019

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