mook herder

The man who proudly drives his truck around all day to construction sites and collects everyone else's fecal matter from the porta-shitter.

good fresh shit=mook, hence the mook herder

"DAS IN FINE MOOK-HERDER!!!" (horrible translation from an over excited german, "THE SHIT TRUCK DRIVER!!")

by Mike Frantz September 3, 2005

Herbert Hoover

(noun) The product of one man shitting on another man's stomach adding an assortment of unspecified spices followed by a brisk session of anal sex.

That guy smells like he got a Herbert Hoover last night.

by Dante Valentine May 2, 2006

Freshman herder

A lame no-life, who is either a sophomore or upperclassmen who hangs out with mainly large groups of freshman. The Freshman herders are most likely to be lonely males. The Freshman herder has friends who are of his age but find him/her to be annoying like most freshman. The Freshman herder can be seen leading dance raves or riots with freshman. The Freshman being well the stereotypical Freshman will follow the Freshmen herder like a flock of sheep. The Freshman herder can be seen carrying freshman around and outside of the school, whether the freshman wants him to or not. However, in a month or so the Freshman will get annoyed and bored with him. The freshman herder will soon become very lonely and unpopular with EVERYONE.

Bob: Hey look at Billy over there, hanging out with all those lame freshmen.

Joe: Ew, those poor Freshmen. Billy is such a Freshman herder.

Fred: *headdesk* I remember Billy doing that back when I was a freshman....

by Imundermaibed August 2, 2011

Word herder

Word herder: Somebody who feels the compulsion to force word(s) he/she has just learned into a conversation.

Bobby: dude, I think my head’s going to explode. I’m so hung-over.
Kevin: well bobby, that’s a manifestation of the box of wine you pounded last night.
Bobby: Manifestation?
Kevin: yeah, manifestation, outward or perceptible indication. It’s today’s word of the day on my new word of the day calendar
Bobby: You stupid tool, you're a damn word herder.

by imdeadicated December 9, 2009

sheep herder

1. One who makes a legitimate living by herding sheep; a sheppherder.
2. One who gets his jollies from and with sheep; a sheeprammer.

1. Jeez-a-peetz, look at that guy herd his sheep!
2. Holy hell, that guy's a sheep herder!

by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003

Hezzer

A young male who generally tries it on with those new to the office!! mostly those with boyfriends (likes to call himself T-Bone)

Hezzer has done it again, she will hopefully be up the duff

by G August 4, 2003

Herterosanket

any object providing temporary insulation and sexual security from a homosexual situation.

rumored to be a combination of the words heterosexual and blanket,probably in reference to security-blanket.

"I had to dress like a woman for a transvestite prostitution sting operation last night." Jim said.
"Did you have a herterosanket?" bob asked
"My gun was nestled safely in my thong." Jim admitted

by Scourgeofomnius February 22, 2009