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Moist Harvester

The act of having a soccer mom hair cut while being in a relationship with a woman who pays more attention to other women than she does to you.
"Bro, he's a proper Moist Harvester"
by MCB_HD August 31, 2025
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Harvest

Term used by whole city boys when hunting in order to virtue signal. Usage of the word in this contexts automatically means they know nothing about hunting and put more value in the thought of being a hunter than actually hunting.
“I harvested a deer this week” -man bun wearing Prius driving Gucci hunter.
by Steven rinella April 2, 2023
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