The Hale Break

The act of not taking a break at all but telling your friends you are trying really hard to do so.

Amit-"How are you feeling about the breakup?"
Melissa-"I'm trying my best to move on. I think im gonna take a break from dating."
Amit-"Don't you like that guy from the beach?"
Melissa-"A ton."
Amit-"Oh, I see. So you're taking The Hale Break."

by the fat meat April 13, 2010

Thurnis Haley

A Thurnis Haley is an alcoholic mixed beverage consisting of 2 parts Arnold Palmer and 1 part malt liquor (Olde English 800 preferred) Golf wang.

Phil: Hey Thurnis, this drink has got me bent.
Thurnis Haley: That's the OE. Golf wang.

by Quantumplation June 28, 2011

Van Halen

First it must always appear in writing as capatilized, it is a name and we must show it respect. One of the best rock super star bands of all time. The Van Halen bros are gangstas. Listen to Van Halen cause it rocks and all other crappy ass pussy rock sucks, and Nicole is a slut, her music is crap.

Ex. 1 The was so awesomeness it was like Van Halen.

Ex. 2 Van Halen!!!!-it speaks for itself.

Ex. 3 Van Halen is gangsta music and maximus mellowness to the Jumpness.

by The Bros October 11, 2004

Haemorhoid

Synonym for unwanted person or group not able to take hints about going away and leaving people alone.

Has been referred to a certain class of whinging immigrants (Poms - see Brit, Limey, English).

Why are poms like haemorhoids? They come out, are a pain in the arse and they wont go back.

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

Malia Hale

Malia Hale is a female character on teenwolf. She is in a relationship with Stiles and is a werecyote. Malia doesn't know how to really care except for Stiles. She is still learning that. She is not good at math. Malia is related to Peter Hale.

"Malia Hale is learning at caring."

by obrien;) January 4, 2015

Halestorm

To do something better than the original, specifically with reference to songs, but also generally in terms of performing any action better than the previous person.

Did you hear them Halestorm that Beatles song?

by DMS1 February 21, 2015

Haley

Haley's are usually short. when they say that they love you, they mean it. Don't play her because she WILL show you how the games played. She has a kind heart and would do just about anything for the ones she Loves. She is an amazing friend. She tries her hardest to keep everyone happy. Haley's also have great bodies, if you found yourself a haley, i advise you to keep her. She'll be a great wife.

me- Omg i found myself a Haley, she's great.
friend-good don't lose her

by nobodyimportant101 October 2, 2017