grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.

That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.

by Moper69 December 17, 2016

the grumpy marmoset

when a man who cannot reproduce throws his semen into a group of bystanders

dude why is mike in jail "he found out he cant reproduce and did the grumpy marmoset on a group of people downtown."

by grumpy marmoset lover June 9, 2022

Grumpy Stumper

A Poo in the toilet bowl that sinks to the bottom and is sturdy enough to poke through the top of the water.

"Rambo looked into the toilet to discover his creation poking proudly through the bog like an island in the middle of a murky swamp. Thats a sturdy grumpy stumper."

by Exotrine August 1, 2025

Grumpy gut

A generic saying to call someone grumpy.

Quit being a Grumpy gut.

by Carlguy42 February 20, 2017

angry grumpy mustardy

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by Magaling December 23, 2018

Grumpy Snub

When a man is angry or grumpy due to the lack of dome he is receiving.

Bro why are so angry today? Are you having a grumpy snub today?

by AlexaWaht January 26, 2024

Grumpy Snub

I guy who is angry, irritable, or grumpy because he didn't receive oral sex before work/school.

He's a grumpy snub today.

by Jack's Pear January 27, 2024