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goose

I have like finnaly managed to hook up with a female now i know every one wants to get into her pants especially all those guys that like talk to her they are just asking to be flamed on technoskape
by truth hurts May 16, 2003
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Goosed

A form of doggystyle where the male is usually standing and the female is on all fours. The male then mounts the top of her booty, bends his legs, and continues to slam her from behind.
"Bruh I goosed the hell out of that girl last night! I was balls deep"
by Reynoldswrap26 June 20, 2016
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Goose

Verb; "to goose". Basically it's when you do a rape, its called "goosing".

Named after Goose, who pioneered the art of goosing by combining the activities of suprise sex and having a silly name.
"Shit dude! That girls covered in blood!"

"Probably been goosed"

"But her leg is broken!"

"Yep..."
by pagemeister May 3, 2008
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Goose

the worst insult possible with the least effort
Yo, your such a goose.
by dingdonghello2 November 2, 2009
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goose

As a Verb: (To Goose)To mess up- Fail.

Conj;
I goose, you goose, he gooses, we goose, they goose, I goosed, I will goose, I have goosed.

As a pronoun: gooser - one who gooeses
That fucker over there, he goosed my plans to ask her out! (That person not in my light, he ruined my plans to propose a date with her)

Dude, don't goose the shit.
(My fellow man, do not ruin the stuff)

Look at that gooser, he fucked up my rep.
(Take into consideration of that person who ruins things in that area, he ruined my social status)
by Michael Massoud December 4, 2003
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goosed

to be extra excited about an upcoming event or action. A sense of utter excitment.
"I'm so 'goosed' up, I'm swimming in them" - Marshie from H*R.com

"The Stanley Cup Finals starts next Friday, I'm getting 'goosed' up!"

"I live for Portugal tomorrow. I'm so 'goosed' up!"
by Juleo April 17, 2004
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goose

A slang word for PENIS, used mainly in VQM language all across Toronto, Ontario.

Combined with the work CHUCK, means a 'Blow Job' again mainly in VQM language.
" she touched my GOOSE! "
" hey baby, wanna see my GOOSE? "

" just link a little GOOSECHUCK "
" does that bitch give GOOSECHUCK? "
by SpHiNxXx October 7, 2006
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