goon

a tall, generally lanky kid with a pension for odd looks and tendencies. While having some of these traits they still maintain a social life and are fairly popular. They need a 5XL shirt to have a moderately tall tee. You all know what the goon or goons in your school are, as they tend to move in packs. They are perfectly nice people but are very tall and imposing, this is where we get the term "goon".

Chad: Yo dood did you see that kid, fucking double overhead swag right there.

Austin: GOON SQUAD STATUS!!!!

Chad: Odd Future Wolf Gang Don't Give A Fuck!

Austin: fuck no man, fuck no.

by Dood987 October 11, 2011

goon

an old man, most likely with a receding hair line. He probably drives a shitty 85 Plymouth minivan and wears around pants covered in holes. Chances are no one likes him nor wants to associate with him in any way whatsoever

That guy Vinny is a fucking goon.

by Vino October 11, 2006

Goon

Short for Gemmy Goon.

We 'Gon Goon together?

by 7th Colored February 1, 2022

Goon

Self description of east coast gangster and BMF on the planet Jorge Masvidal, raised by spicks in Miami Florida.

"Fuck yeah I'm not no west coast gangster. I'm a fucking goon"

by A-Dog94 September 21, 2019

goon

1. A clumsy nitwit.
2. A thug.

1. I'm quite tolerant about wimpy people but Robert??!! Jeez! I can't stad that guy! A one-of-a-kind goon! Sorry, but he ain't goin' out with us tonight!
2. Tell your gorillas to get the fuck outta the target, 'cuz my hitman's more efficient than five of these goons!

by W.Z. September 25, 2007

Goon

A person who has a name very close to somebody else's and stays up late at night.

Man, all these goons were adding me on facebook at 2 am because we had the same name.

by theman2525300 August 22, 2011

goon

A real nigga. also referring to Lissah from myspace. They don't take nobodys shit and are chillll.

look at that goon just chilling there,

by AMBER ROSE BiiTCH February 19, 2009