Jelly Gobbler

A person who is particularly bad at Cod: MW2. AKA a noob.

I got a negative k/d. I feel like such a Jelly Gobbler.

by Irish Wristwatch January 24, 2011

gash-gobbler

Yet another name for a lesbian. So-named for the lesbian predilection for gobbling each other's gashes.

That nightclub is a branch of the Lesbyterian Church and you'll find plenty of gash-gobblers there!

by GAZZA_L November 20, 2016

veiner gobbler

Some one who performs fellatio. This would be said of a German who sucks dick. Or if you are German it sounds funny if you refer to someone like this. Must be pronounced in a German accent.

Erik: Is she good veiner gobbler?
Jordan: Whoa, you just arrived in America and you can already tell who sucks dick!? Amazing

by remT October 19, 2007

backwoods gobbler

Getting a blow job while hunting

I got a backwoods gobbler from kaylee yesterday

by grady17 December 22, 2016

Nard Gobbler

An idiot or someone who sucks at just about everything.

Dude! You totally just got us in trouble...fucking nard gobbler.

by Merch-Ant September 8, 2013

dilly gobbler

basically if someone calls you a "dilly gobbler" or you call yourself a "dilly gobbler" it means that you suck a lot of dick. you like it, its no problem for you. aka dilly is a penis or dick and you gobble that down anytime, anywhere

she is a dilly gobbler and likes it

i just got my dill sucked by this dilly gobbler

by dutchme69 November 13, 2011

Kentucky Gobbler

A move where you stick your testacles in between the back of your legs, as it looks like a gobbler on a turkey

Dave- I had Rachel tickle my Kentucky Gobbler

by Lil Dicky Boy October 25, 2018