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suzy glove

A glove which is mainly used in prisons for pleasure.

1. Take a rubber glove.
2. Fill it with any lubrication you can find
3. put your penis inside of it
4. put the glove with you penis inbetween a matrice
5. Enjoy...

Volia Suzy Glove!...
Jock: Man, hide that suzy glove, the guards comming
Guard: How many times have I told you to stop making a mess in here!
Brad: Damn, caught again...
by aruzo December 5, 2007
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White Glove

1. A person of high social and economical status.
2. Clean, tightly, and neat.
3. A very talented European musician, usually who plays the piano.
4. A person who looks down on others, feeling they are inferior due to their social or economical class and/or status.
1. "Bill walked into the bar with the presence of a white glove."
2. "He must be a white glove, his apartment being so clean and all."
3. "Mozart is a perfect example of a white glove from the Renaissance era."
4. "His speech was so snoty that he had to be a white glove."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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glove poo

when your at a festival and you see a what you think is a glove but is really a dead bird and it has poo on it.
oh its a glove!
oh its a dead bird!
oh someones done a shit on it!!

awh glove poo.
by Laurahorus May 21, 2008
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Kid Gloves

A euphemism meaning "one must handle carefully"
To treat someone with a different set of standards, different language, different expectations.
To soft-talk an individual, sparing them the gory details of reality.
Gotta use kid gloves on females, because they can't handle reality.
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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smell the glove

an album and song by spinal tap.
i was listening to smell the glove that day i crappedmy pants.
by sparky wahlberg June 9, 2007
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Power Glove

The sexual act of anal sex where while inserted into the ass, the male inserts his fist into the vagina and uses the thin membrane between the vagina and butthole to jerk himself off.
I just used the power glove on my girl friend.
by Dutch Tank November 26, 2010
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Turkish glove

A sexual practice in which one forces one’s sexual mate/partner to take an entire box of laxatives. One then waits for the fountain of shit to come out of the partner’s anus and then uses one’s hand to reflect the fountain of shit back into the direction of one’s partner. If done correctly, shit should cover one’s hand like a glove. One then severs his or her own hand off and the two partners eat it only using their mouths while jerking themselves off.
Oh shit, I told Clara to give me a Turkish glove yesterday and she did… it was so good.
by Pen1sMaster October 21, 2021
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