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Ghost Texting

When a person sends a text message to another person and then completely disappears.
Usually happening after a person sends a text message that is a question used to begin a conversation.
Example of Ghost Texting:
"How was your weekend?" - Ghost Texter
"Gr8t did awesome stuff and found a bag of money, u?" - Texter 2
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3 days later:
"How are you?" - Ghost Texter
"ok, u?" - Texter 2
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And so it goes again and again.
by Laydee K May 16, 2011
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Brown Ghost

A fart that, while sitting, escapes forward and upward - Pleasantly tickling your balls as it rises.
The best part about beans is it unleashes the brown ghost.
by SkaOMatic June 19, 2008
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Fart Ghost

It's when you fart and a ghost made out of fart comes outta your ass and haunts the room with a nasty-ass smell.
All thanks to Timmy, my house is haunted and stinks like shit. Damn those Fart Ghosts!
by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007
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Ghost Ride The Whip

To put a car into neutral and hop on top of it while bumpin' some fresh beats. Looks especially cool when you get hit by an oncoming car.
"Pardon, good passengers, but I could fancy some Mac Dre right about now. And furthermore, I think I'd like to Ghost Ride The Whip while listening to one of his more agreeable recordings."
by MostHorrorshow July 22, 2006
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Ghosted

When someone you talk to often suddenly stops speaking to you and ignores all your messages. They become a "ghost" since it's like they are no longer there.
I thought things were going great with him and I but he ghosted me...
He won't reply to my messages or Dms.
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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ghost em

Man this girl keeps texting me back to back asking questions.

Bro I ghost em.

My boyfriend cheated on me. I want him to know he hurt me. What should I do?

Girl ghost em, no response what so ever.
by ashane November 22, 2017
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Double Ghostbuster

The double ghostbuster is the pinnacle of shitting achievements in which an individual manages two highly difficult elements (or ghostbusters) in one sitting.

A single ghostbuster is when one takes a dump only to discover on inspection that there is nothing in the toilet. Where is it? Straight down the U-bend? Who knows.

Another type of ghostbuster is where one takes a dump, wipes his arse and on expection finds the paper contains no evidence a shit ever took place. A clean break, so to speak.

A Double Ghostbuster, then, is the seemingly impossible combination of both occurances outlined above.
Winston: Ray, Ray, I've just done a Double Ghostbuster!!
Ray: Yeah right, whatever
Winston: It's true Ray. It was clean as a whistle!
Egon: It's statistically 1 in 14 million to pull off a double but it can be done.
Winston and Ray: F*ck off Egon
by Regislow April 3, 2008
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