Ghosting

The act of taking your bitmoji off of snap maps to stealthily jack off, with no one knowing.

Guy 1:Yo, where's caden's bitmoji?
Guy 2:You know he's ghosting bro.

by kobra.bean June 30, 2017

Ghosting

The art of attending a con, but not paying for a ticket, and just hanging around outside the areas you need a pass to get into.
Also defined as Loserconning

The art of attending a con, but not paying for a ticket, and just hanging around outside the areas you need a pass to get into.
Person A: I wanna go to that con, but I'm broke af

Person B: No worries, me and some peeps are ghosting it this year

by Equinsu ocha April 20, 2019

Post nut ghosting

When you ghost the girl your fucking after you bust a nut because you got what you wanted and you don’t need her anymore

After we fucked he likes to play games like post nut ghosting me because the sex was that good

by shanemulveyloverxoxo69420 November 7, 2019

Ghostride The Toilet

To get stupid dumb, in a frenzy crazed like state and exrete one's inner workings in the vicinity of, but not actually in the bathroom receptacle. The shower usually exhibits this characteristic as well.

I'm gonna get all hyphy up in this bathroom and ghostride the toilet.

by NMAF August 17, 2011

ghosting

A) forming tissues or paper-towels into crude, ghost-like shapes in order to clean one's nose, ears, etc.

B) walking aimlessly about one's house at night due to an inability to sleep; usually with lights/television/radio/computer off in order to avoid waking others.

"I know it's shallow, but I haven't been attracted to her since I saw her ghosting her nose."

"Mom freaked me out last night! She was ghosting in the hallway when I went to the bathroom."

by Funky-Paw January 10, 2011

Ghosting

Ghosting is a sport, sometimes described as a paradox, first devised by an Indian dental student. The scenario presents an individual's ability to be metaphysically present and absent in two frames of reference, simultaneously. In the events, one cannot determine with confidence whether one satisfies or nullifies the other. Both events are deemed to be true and witnesses remain in oblivion.

Example 1
Guy 1: where's jay gone?
Guy 2: oh he's ghosting again.

Example 2
Jayant woodeyar has been ghosting his way through dmd.

by Ghost rider September 12, 2014

ghostin'

to seem like you are working although you pop in and out at inopportune times I.E. when appearing works in your favor.

Don't worry about finding Mary for that sale, she's ghostin' it today.

by la boheme November 2, 2005