friend

person of your acquaintance with a particular trait which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealling

"well jimmy, id thought we'd just be FRIENDS"

by skez September 16, 2005

Friends

Something you clearly do not posses if you are searching it on this website

person 1 - I just looked up friends on urbandictionary.com!
person 2 - Now why don't you go get some!!!

by Blakerssss June 29, 2009

Friend

1. One who loves another, especially one who feels sexual love.
2. A sexual partner.
3. A person who is cosmopolitan, considerate, random, intellegent yet childish when convenient.

You're such a good friend!

by Paramour paramount* March 4, 2009

no friends

Phrase used in situations in which one spends too much time in achieving something, purely for the demotion of another's self-esteem.

*On Facebook*
Daniel: Just went to the midnight release for MW3. Waited for 5 whole hours! You jelly?

Joseph: No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends.

by Explanations November 14, 2011

Friends

Something you don’t have.

I have no friends

by Jjjjdejjjj September 22, 2018

Friends

The people who you annoy the most and get it right back. "Friends" are the species that you never thought you would like until you met them. Most of the time you don't talk to them outside of the event you do together

"omigod, look!" I whispered to my dad. "Those are... Friends!"

"Why don't you talk to them? my dad asked.
"Uhhh… I'm a hypocrite. But so are my "Friends"

by Command C Command V December 10, 2019

Friend

A person who sticks with you and does not stab you in the back.They stay with you and hold all your secrets they never tell anyone because both of you trust each other

My Friend never betrayed me

by Clso19 May 29, 2018