friend

person of your acquaintance with a particular trait which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealling

"well jimmy, id thought we'd just be FRIENDS"

by skez September 16, 2005

Friends

Something you clearly do not posses if you are searching it on this website

person 1 - I just looked up friends on urbandictionary.com!
person 2 - Now why don't you go get some!!!

by Blakerssss June 29, 2009

Friend

1. One who loves another, especially one who feels sexual love.
2. A sexual partner.
3. A person who is cosmopolitan, considerate, random, intellegent yet childish when convenient.

You're such a good friend!

by Paramour paramount* March 4, 2009

no friends

Phrase used in situations in which one spends too much time in achieving something, purely for the demotion of another's self-esteem.

*On Facebook*
Daniel: Just went to the midnight release for MW3. Waited for 5 whole hours! You jelly?

Joseph: No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends.

by Explanations November 14, 2011

Friends

Something you don’t have.

I have no friends

by Jjjjdejjjj September 22, 2018

Friends

Loving, caring, sweet, kind, generous, selfless, brave people who always stand by your side, are always loyal to you, watch out for you, respect your standards, stand up for you, guide you, and love you.

Friends are forever together unable to be separated by differences

by Shelbie<3 December 14, 2014

Friend

Back stabbing bastards

I am from Grimsby and all of my friends are back stabbing bastards.

by Rolodoggy January 21, 2015