fotball

football for those with only one foot.

Person 1: Hey JJ Music do you play football?

JJ Music: Nah man I pay fotball.

by jjmusic666 October 23, 2017

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Footass

A footass is someone with soft hair and the cutest smile with a swedish accent and adorabld moles on his face

Look how cute he is, what a footass

by Hydration girl June 8, 2018

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FOTTA • Fottage • Fottah • fitta • fattam • fontana • footass • fortain • footage • Fortard

fatta

a dumbass motherfucker that comes to this website to look up these words that we make up

this student has been sayin this word so i better take my dumbass on the net to look for it,because these kids cant have fun with their words.

by kon August 2, 2003

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Fontanelching

Sucking the semen out of the fontanel (the soft spot in the top of a newborn baby's head) after the fontanel has been used for sexual gratification.

"Mr. Wooster, please take greater care when fontanelching. You have dribbled cum, blood and brains all over your dinner jacket." sighed Jeeves.

"Well, having sex with a baby's heads and drinking the semen from it is pretty standard operating p. at the Drones Club, Jeeves." Bertie exclaimed with relish, "And one can hardly fontanelch tidily".

From "The Sex Offender's Register of the Woosters"

by Sanderson Jones December 9, 2008

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Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage

1. Something that doesn't make any sense and cannot be fully explained.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
---shortened to "kravitz", used in a negative way.

"What the hell is that kravitz calling me for? We broke up five years ago."

A. Why'd you sleep with my girlfriend?

B. The football game was on and I was drunk...

A. Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage, dude.

B. You're right, bro. I just wanted a piece of ass. I'm sorry.

by Megan Eason October 15, 2008

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