A day to recognize and respect the environment, started by a republican in the 60's and now owned by middle age hummer driving gas guzzlers who once a year put on tie die shirts and gather for lunchbreak photos to absolve themselves of all environmental sins and pretend that they have a fucking clue.
What color tie die shirt you wearing to work tomorrow for earth day? I was going to wear my green and black one, but it got all dirty last weekend when we were hunting whooping cranes.
by Spun Runner April 22, 2005
We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.
Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars
by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019
by akutabib February 12, 2010
noun
The act of not liking the reality of something so deliberately denying it's existence for personal gain.
The act of not liking the reality of something so deliberately denying it's existence for personal gain.
by ParodyMan November 16, 2018
by Mule56 March 12, 2009
The theory that the earth is flat. Any one who says this is either stupid or drunk. We all know the earth is shaped like an Asian girl with big tits.
by High_AF October 19, 2018
something that is an absolute waste of time and absolutely useless unless u plan on. going to a store and having to find which pressure system it is it what the eccentricity of a planet is for fun
earth science sucks
by ANNA 🌸🦋⚡️🥰🤧 June 18, 2019