factual food

Factual food- food is usually a matter of taste,however there are a few foods that as a matter of fact taste good! Pizza,burgers,and fries are a good example. So,if someone claims they "don't like pizza" you know they are just being an ass, because pizza is a factual food. That means everybody likes and they're just trying to be different. Now everything they say is suspect.

Dad- Marty eat your fried chicken .
Marty- I don't like fried chicken.
Dad- that's nonsense fried chicken is a factual food.
Marty- it is?
Dad - yep!

Marty eats fried chicken and enjoys it!

by Big daddy Thorne July 19, 2016

spicy food

any food that creates a 8.8 magnitude shit earthquake when you are on the toilet

Person 1: Fuck, I just ate so much spicy food
Person 2: Better fortify your house for the next few days

by wide idiot April 19, 2020

Cafeteria Food

Just lower your expectations while your at it.

I would rather eat from the garbage can from a McDonald's than eat Cafeteria Food.

by Dahooligan January 29, 2019

food baby

You ate so much, you feel as if you're pregnant. Also, your stomach sticks out massively.

Dude, I ate so much I have a food baby!

by supaaacoolyo October 26, 2011

dog food

Slang for brown rock heroin

I overheard some guys talking about how killer the "dog food" was, well five minutes later I saw them get carried off by twelve.

by CharlieUniformNovemberTango September 30, 2018

Cafeteria Food

When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.

Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.

You ask them what it is

They say its food.

Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009

food battle

A annual challenge video between Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox to see who's food can do more everyday tasks than the other. Ian always has the usual "Pink Frosted Sprinkle Doughnut", while Anthony has a variety of foods like Churros, Toketos, Chili Peppers, etc. Food Battle has been going on since 2006 to this day.

Steve: "Have you seen Food Battle 2013?"
Notch: "Of course, It's a genius series of videos!"
*watches food battle*

by KaedeDusk November 2, 2013