mental-floss

device used in an attempt to remove a disturbing mental picture.

It's gone! Someone deleted onion ring from the Urban Dictionary. I can put away my mental floss. That was just gross!

by Witchie-coo March 20, 2003

floss out

(v.) the action of not showing up or deciding not go to a previously planned event at last minute's notice.

"He was suppose to go with me to the movies, but he flossed out. Lame!"
"Don't floss out! I need you to be there."

by carrie727 December 2, 2007

Ganja-floss

A cotton candy/candy floss bag full of vaporized marijuana.

Daddy, Pass my bag of Ganja-floss please.

by MsAdventure July 5, 2011

dirty floss

Pubic hair. Phrase typically used during the act of eating someone out or giving a bj

damn that was wild. that dirty floss is all stuck in my teeth

by DatNickkerr April 27, 2023

Strawberry floss

Going down on a girl while she is menstruating and pulling out her tampon with your teeth.

Betty was horny but on her period, Jason helped her out with a strawberry floss.

by Strawberry floss June 5, 2014

front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

Ass floss

The definition of a thong.

"Gahhh I can't get my ass floss out!"

by Squee3 January 10, 2019