turd floater

a very heavy rain in Gladewater Tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out

Jim Bob: Man, it came a turd floater last night. So don't wrestle in the backyard.

Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.

by janitorman1981 March 10, 2010

floated

To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.

Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?

by sinsforeal June 10, 2016

Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.

You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.

by Train montage April 17, 2009

floatilla

NOUN

ORIGIN: CAROLINA COASTLINE

DEFINITION: A large group of boats, of various sizes, tied together in a row.

BEST WHEN ANCHORED! Using mulitiple achonors is highly suggested! Allows for easy travel from boat to boat...and PASSING BEERS!

Most commonly seen at large social gatherings on the water, such as: REGATTAs, Forth of JULY, etc.

UNWRITTEN RULE!: One does NOT need to know the owner of the boat of which they are traveling over to reach their desired destination!

Lauren: We are almost in the creek!
KJ: Can I tie INTO your floatilla?
Lauren: Sure! HURRY UP! Gotta beer over here waiting on YA!
KJ: SWEEEEEEEEEET!

by KJ Kearney August 10, 2006

Floater

In school, when someone goes desk to desk trying to get all the answers for the assignment.

Gene: Did you finish our work today in history? Austin: Yeah, I was a floater.

by Whsbnd December 10, 2009

floating sex

A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.

"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"

by Bdiddyballin May 18, 2016

Rum Floater

When your fishing buddy has so drunk on overproof Rum that you are scared you will find him floating face down if you don't keep an eye on him.

He drank that entire bottle of 150 proof rum on the boat. Better make sure he keeps his life jacket on we don't want a Rum Floater.

by slightly sarcastic December 31, 2010